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  1. says:

    I couldn't finish this book I found it distasteful facile and pandering It made my skin crawl Loathsome I'm certainly a fan of sex in all its consensual forms so that part didn't suick me a bit other than it just wasn't written in a fashion that made me like any of the participants The author blithely trotted out and proudly displayed near

  2. says:

    I about died reading this book Seriously I had to put the book down several times because I was crying so hard from laughing I am not

  3. says:

    I watch Chelsea Handler's late night show on tv and the disconnect between her professional young woman look and foul mouthed retelling of her sexual expoits is uite funny and I looked forward to of the same in the book However the humour lies in her drunken exploits picking up a myriad of men and then her personal insults against them whether it be their 'size' personal habits looks intelligence or housekeeping ability There are

  4. says:

    I was embarrassed reading this book in public I was getting a pedicure while reading parts of it and swore the pedicurist had xray vision could see what I was reading and subseuently thought I was a huge perv This is supported by the crappy pedicure I recieved Regardless this book is hilarious A perfect trashy beach read I cannot f

  5. says:

    OMG This woman kept me laughing page by page I didn't want to stop reading but I had to get to work Thank goodness for my rides to and from work in a bus I get to read rather than pay attention to what's going on on the road People must've thought I was retarded when they would see me suddenly burst out laughing out lou

  6. says:

    As if I needed help feeling like a nunWow Chelsea takes a no holds barred look back at her sex capades There is

  7. says:

    I have never considered myself prudish before but reading these recollections and seeing how little respect Handler had for the men she encoun

  8. says:

    Hilarious as always Magnificently endowed midgets an Adonis of a stripper known only as THUNDER a cruise ship performer her conuests stack up rather uickly and fortunately for the reader nearly always end in tears andor vodka Chelsea is always willing to skewer herself for the cause of a good joke and this book is full of them Definitely not for the easily offended or delicately sensible

  9. says:

    I expected the non PC jokes I expected the brash humour I expected the mean comments I did NOT expect the boredom I was expecting a fu

  10. says:

    Funny Funny Funny and hopelessly wonderful I couldn't put it down It just kept driving me to read of these hilariously awful experiences How I don't know And Honestly I'm not too sure I care Proclaiming that she

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My Horizontal Life A Collection of One Night Stands

You've either done it or know someone who has the one night stand the familiar outcome of a night spent at a bar sometimes the sole payoff for your friend's irritating wedding or the only relief from a disastrous vacation Often embarrassing and uncomfortable occasionally outlandish but most times just a necessary and irresistible evil the one night stand is a social rite as old as sex itself and as common as a bar stoolEnter Chelsea Handler Gorgeous sharp and an. I couldn t finish this book I found it distasteful facile and pandering It made my skin crawl Loathsome I m certainly a fan of sex in all its consensual forms so that part didn t suick me a bit other than it just wasn t written in a fashion that made me like any of the participants The author blithely trotted out and proudly displayed nearly every flavor of prejudice in the first 80 pages I m bewildered by the apparent popularity of this collection

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Nd with a man who likes to play leather dress up Chelsea recalls the highs and lows of her one night stands with hilarious honesty Encouraged by her motley collection of friends aka her partners in crime but challenged by her family members who at times find themselves a surprise part of the encounter Chelsea hits bottom and bounces back unafraid to share the gritty details My Horizontal Life is one guilty pleasure you won't be ashamed to talk about in the morni. Hilarious as always Magnificently endowed midgets an Adonis of a stripper known only as THUNDER a cruise ship performer her conuests stack up rather uickly and fortunately for the reader nearly always end in tears andor vodka Chelsea is always willing to skewer herself for the cause of a good joke and this book is full of them Definitely not for the easily offended or delicately sensible

READ ì PDF, DOC, TXT or eBook Ê Chelsea Handler

Ything but shy Chelsea loves men and lots of them My Horizontal Life chronicles her romp through the different bedrooms of a variety of suitors a no holds barred account of what can happen between a man and a sometimes very intoxicated outgoing woman during one night of passion From her short fling with a Vegas stripper to her even shorter dalliance with a well endowed little person from her uncomfortable tryst with a cruise ship performer to her misguided rebou. As if I needed help feeling like a nunWow Chelsea takes a no holds barred look back at her sex capades There is something in this book to make everyone suirm It fits into the same category as the movies American Pie or Superbad and that category is I must watch them alone so that I have absolutely no witnesses to which obscenities I find most hilarious I want no record of what I laughed atThis was fun to read and uick but I don t think it s for everyone The virtuous girls might be shocked and the bad girls might be inspired to even bad behavior I m looking forward to reading her next book and that s safe because I m neither bad nor virtuous Just a reluctant nun

  • Paperback
  • 213
  • My Horizontal Life A Collection of One Night Stands
  • Chelsea Handler
  • English
  • 05 November 2018
  • 9781582346182

About the Author: Chelsea Handler

Chelsea Handler has become one of entertainment’s most sought after and versatile rising stars In July 2007 Chelsea broke into the world of late night talk shows with her E Entertainment series Chelsea Lately airing weeknights at 1100 pm Consistently the network’s highest rated program Chelsea Lately offers a tongue in cheek look at entertainment news celebrity truths and rumors that