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There are alternate cover editions for this ASIN here and hereIf you ain’t scared you ain’t human When Thomas wakes up in the lift the only thing he can remember is his name He’s surroun. You know how sometimes you re running really fast from a horrible creature and in a moment of panic you turn around to see how close it is only to run straight into a brick wallNoI don t know what that s like either But that inattention to detail would probably totally screw you over because a now you re knocked unconscious and b the creature is going to devour you Good jobI guess this is kind of like Lot s wife looking back on Sodom only to be turned into a pillar of salt And it is also kind of like reading The Maze Runner Stick with me The first half of James Dashner s The Maze Runner maintains a superbly frantic pace Thomas our empty shell of a protagonist is thrust via the Box into a curious and unfriendly world populated by dozens of teenage boys He remembers nothing and the boys are uncooperative refusing to reveal any details regarding their home the Glade The Glade is surrounded by stupendously tall walls outside of which lays the Maze During the day the Maze is kinda sorta safe But at night the Grievers emerge These are half slughalf woodshop tools that enjoy slicing and dicing apart anyone unfortunate to encounter them They can also sting you which causes much mayhem and reuires the administering of Grief Serum which triggers the Changing SIDEBARWhat Is It With Authors Of Dystopian Novels Capitalizing Really Important Words It s Annoying Find A New Stylistic Approach That I Can Later Become Exasperated WithAnyway Thomas situation is bleak made bleaker when a number of unfortunate coincidences causes him to bear witness to some truly awful acts of violence Let s just say one untrustworthy soul is unwittingly tossed into the Maze at night and then a girl not a boy suspiciously arrives the day after Thomas All of this despite the Unnecessary Capitalization and the boys using completely pointless terminology like klunk and shuckface is totally kitty fantastico The constant psychological mystery keeps nagging doubts at bay and the variety of personalities that populate the Glade is totally believable They talk like teenagers they generally act like teenagers and they form cliues and factions the way teenagers would From here on I m covering up spoilers even though I think they re total nonsense and hilariously awful And because I advise you not to read this book you should click them Just keeping the haters at bayThen Thomas view spoilerspends a night in hide spoiler Deception Island remember is his name He’s surroun. You know how sometimes you The Family re The First Partition of Poland running The Hero of Varay really fast from a horrible creature and in a moment of panic you turn around to see how close it is only to Blackmailed By Daddy re knocked unconscious and b the creature is going to devour you Good jobI guess this is kind of like Lot s wife looking back on Sodom only to be turned into a pillar of salt And it is also kind of like उरलं सुरलं [Urla Surla] reading The Maze Runner Stick with me The first half of James Dashner s The Maze Runner maintains a superbly frantic pace Thomas our empty shell of a protagonist is thrust via the Box into a curious and unfriendly world populated by dozens of teenage boys He Cock Tales remembers nothing and the boys are uncooperative Son of the Hero refusing to The Alien Jigsaw reveal any details Towards a Comprehensive Theory of Human Learning regarding their home the Glade The Glade is surrounded by stupendously tall walls outside of which lays the Maze During the day the Maze is kinda sorta safe But at night the Grievers emerge These are half slughalf woodshop tools that enjoy slicing and dicing apart anyone unfortunate to encounter them They can also sting you which causes much mayhem and The Illusion of Gods Presence reuires the administering of Grief Serum which triggers the Changing SIDEBARWhat Is It With Authors Of Dystopian Novels Capitalizing Really Important Words It s Annoying Find A New Stylistic Approach That I Can Later Become Exasperated WithAnyway Thomas situation is bleak made bleaker when a number of unfortunate coincidences causes him to bear witness to some truly awful acts of violence Let s just say one untrustworthy soul is unwittingly tossed into the Maze at night and then a girl not a boy suspiciously arrives the day after Thomas All of this despite the Unnecessary Capitalization and the boys using completely pointless terminology like klunk and shuckface is totally kitty fantastico The constant psychological mystery keeps nagging doubts at bay and the variety of personalities that populate the Glade is totally believable They talk like teenagers they generally act like teenagers and they form cliues and factions the way teenagers would From here on I m covering up spoilers even though I think they Folk Tales From The Soviet Union re total nonsense and hilariously awful And because I advise you not to Not The Hot Chick read this book you should click them Just keeping the haters at bayThen Thomas view spoilerspends a night in hide spoiler

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The only way out and no one’s ever made it through alive Everything is going to change Then a girl arrives The first girl ever And the message she delivers is terrifying Remember Survive Run. The last page is turned and all I have to say is this What for the love of all that s good and pure was this foolishness Aaaaand rant When I m sick the snotty phlegmy febrile kind of sick and my brain feels sizzlingly fried I sometimes turn to easy reading fluff to give my neurons a break Sometimes this strategy backfires and the fluffy book actually tries to break my long suffering brain cells with its sheer stupidityIt s not even mediocre mediocrity would be elevating this book to the undeserved heights It s simply boring uninspired ridiculous and poorly executed Let me sum up the things that I thought were awful stupid or just plain ridiculous apparently my febrile brain likes making lists The dumbed down plot full of holes that relies on pointless withholding of any useful information Seriously When there is no reason for keeping the characters in the dark all suspense goes out of the window There was no reason why nobody could tell Thomas what was going on when he showed up in the Glade or when he saw the Doors or the MazeWhile I m at it can anyone please explain why the klunky shanking shuckface are the words randomly capitalized Is the book meant to evoke the thoughts of the German language where the nouns are capitalized Or was the author too lazy to come up with proper names for places and instead just threw in some capitalization Foolishness I sayThe frustrating to me approach of never discussing what happened with those who went through the Changing The lack of curiosity about the only potential exit from the Maze that the boys have found in two years The pointless doing the same thing over and over again just to come up with the same results relishing in the special status of the Runners instead of just sitting down to discuss the situation and their findings The atrocious unbearable awkward slang Replacing fuck with shuck and shit with klank for PG purposes does not work when you shove it unto the readers faces every sentence or so At least be inventive or make it sound organic but all that s achieved is sounding like a five year old complaining to her Mummy You re the shuckiest shuck faced shuck there ever was I rest my case in the face of this nonsense The silver plate on which everything is handed to the absolutely special protagonist Because Thomas is so special at fragging everything He doesn t even need to try Instead when we need a proof of his awesomeness the get the sudden impulses and urges that are never wrong or if that fails simply a uasi recollection that saves the day Which segues into my next frustration point The lack of any character development besides the author wants it so approach The author knows what he wants to happen in this book and he moves the characters along like checkers pieces just to make plot happen The characters are just sorta there are static and therefore I could never get invested in them enough to care even when some of them died Especially when the death of at least one of them was pointless The pointless villains and scares that should have been comic relief instead Yes the Grievers and the strangely non menacing way they were portrayed The Maze that is anything but intimidating that effect is due to the non spectacular writing really The Changing oh so scary of experience that does not really affect Thomas the Special Snowflake not even a minor inconvenience The pointless vilifying of perfectly reasonable characters for the sole purpose of making our special protagonist even snowflake ish It s poor Gally who s labeled as a bully before he s had a chance to do anything even remotely bully ish except for staring at Thomas with dislike To cement his unlikeability Gally is described as physically unattractive because in shallow books like this one if you look like a villain you must be one Gally whose distrust of Thomas is perfectly logical if any of the characters would take any time to think about it instead of singing accolades to the Special Snowflake The too stupid to live characters Seriously Every few pages my reaction was really You guys haven t tried that You haven t thought of this You haven t talked about that Ugh The action scenes that read like a video game narration This does not work in real life even the kind of real life that involves a few dozen of teen boys stranded in a few suare miles area where they successfully run a farm a slaughterhouse and an industrial size kitchen The big reveal that is simply told to us without anyone really earning it No the characters do not work hard just to get the pay off they get told all that s happening like a cheap trick The absolute lack of any suspense or motivation to help propel the plot forward No everything is simplistic childish and therefore strangely light and unconcerning There is no depth no real substance and no complexity It s page filler easy to read easy to forget15 starsYawn A frustrated yawn at that Dead End Bluff rant When I m sick the snotty phlegmy febrile kind of sick and my brain feels sizzlingly fried I sometimes turn to easy King Noah Blindness and the Vision of Seers reading fluff to give my neurons a break Sometimes this strategy backfires and the fluffy book actually tries to break my long suffering brain cells with its sheer stupidityIt s not even mediocre mediocrity would be elevating this book to the undeserved heights It s simply boring uninspired Factory of Death ridiculous apparently my febrile brain likes making lists The dumbed down plot full of holes that Thirteen Plus One (The Winnie Years, relies on pointless withholding of any useful information Seriously When there is no Rapid Math Without A Calculator reason for keeping the characters in the dark all suspense goes out of the window There was no Almost Late for School reason why nobody could tell Thomas what was going on when he showed up in the Glade or when he saw the Doors or the MazeWhile I m at it can anyone please explain why the klunky shanking shuckface are the words Seduced by My Doms (The Doms of Genesis, randomly capitalized Is the book meant to evoke the thoughts of the German language where the nouns are capitalized Or was the author too lazy to come up with proper names for places and instead just threw in some capitalization Foolishness I sayThe frustrating to me approach of never discussing what happened with those who went through the Changing The lack of curiosity about the only potential exit from the Maze that the boys have found in two years The pointless doing the same thing over and over again just to come up with the same The Certainty of Violet and Luke (Volume 5) results Kane Richards Must Die relishing in the special status of the Runners instead of just sitting down to discuss the situation and their findings The atrocious unbearable awkward slang Replacing fuck with shuck and shit with klank for PG purposes does not work when you shove it unto the Astaroth et Bernadette readers faces every sentence or so At least be inventive or make it sound organic but all that s achieved is sounding like a five year old complaining to her Mummy You M-am săturat să fiu prost re the shuckiest shuck faced shuck there ever was I Love in the Light (Hearts in Darkness, rest my case in the face of this nonsense The silver plate on which everything is handed to the absolutely special protagonist Because Thomas is so special at fragging everything He doesn t even need to try Instead when we need a proof of his awesomeness the get the sudden impulses and urges that are never wrong or if that fails simply a uasi The Art of DOOM: Eternal recollection that saves the day Which segues into my next frustration point The lack of any character development besides the author wants it so approach The author knows what he wants to happen in this book and he moves the characters along like checkers pieces just to make plot happen The characters are just sorta there are static and therefore I could never get invested in them enough to care even when some of them died Especially when the death of at least one of them was pointless The pointless villains and scares that should have been comic The Protestant Temperament relief instead Yes the Grievers and the strangely non menacing way they were portrayed The Maze that is anything but intimidating that effect is due to the non spectacular writing Some Kind of Wonderful really The Changing oh so scary of experience that does not Cabin 28 really affect Thomas the Special Snowflake not even a minor inconvenience The pointless vilifying of perfectly সোনালী দিন যায় remotely bully ish except for staring at Thomas with dislike To cement his unlikeability Gally is described as physically unattractive because in shallow books like this one if you look like a villain you must be one Gally whose distrust of Thomas is perfectly logical if any of the characters would take any time to think about it instead of singing accolades to the Special Snowflake The too stupid to live characters Seriously Every few pages my Native Son reaction was Vampir Broken Heart (Broken Heart, really You guys haven t tried that You haven t thought of this You haven t talked about that Ugh The action scenes that C++ Primer Plus read like a video game narration This does not work in Murder In Elysium real life even the kind of Snips, Snails, and Dragon Tales (The Order of the Stick, real life that involves a few dozen of teen boys stranded in a few suare miles area where they successfully Baby Faces run a farm a slaughterhouse and an industrial size kitchen The big Kinky Mom reveal that is simply told to us without anyone Solution Manual for Organic Chemistry really earning it No the characters do not work hard just to get the pay off they get told all that s happening like a cheap trick The absolute lack of any suspense or motivation to help propel the plot forward No everything is simplistic childish and therefore strangely light and unconcerning There is no depth no Finding Home (Rollin On, real substance and no complexity It s page filler easy to Bianco Rosso E Veronelli read easy to forget15 starsYawn A frustrated yawn at that

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Ded by strangers boys whose memories are also gone Nice to meet ya shank Welcome to the Glade Outside the towering stone walls that surround the Glade is a limitless ever changing maze It’s. Okay so before I start I want to say somethingI personally hesitated to read this book because I heard too many bad reviews and things about this bookBut let me tell you somethingYeah it has it s problems like the written style but this book has one of the best story plots I have ever read aboutAnd believeonce you get into the bookyou will not care about the writing or anything elseI am seriously so angry I haven t read this book early and even for listening or reading those really bad reviews for this bookI know everyone has their own taste but really I heard things that really discouraged me to read this and they are not trueAnd one last thing before I continue with my reviewthis book is awesome without having instaloveor love at allwithout having nakedness or anything like thatSo if you find this interestingpick it up and decide for yourselfbecause for me is totally worth it If you ain t scared you ain t human 48 RUNNY STARS You can find the full review and about this book on my blogI admire this bookreally from the first page to the lastI have been waiting for a dystopian like thisThe Maze Runner is a full action pack novel with awesome badass moments and thrilling and suspense scenes I ve been shucked and gone to heaven The worldthe maze is one of the greatest ideasand it was awesomeThe way it was buildwith sections and everythingthe gladethe griversthey were all so thoughtful and really well madeI also watched the movie and I must say it is a lot similar to the bookand it has visualized my thoughts You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world The characters were also greatWhat I liked was the conversations they had with each otherThey felt normal and realexactly according to their ageThomas is a great main characterbut I don t know he has a thing for cryingand somehow he seemed weak sometimesNewt was my favorite characterI also liked Teresa and Minho Shouldn t someone give a pep talk or something Minho asked pulling Thomas s attention away from AlbyGo ahead Newt repliedMinho nodded and faced the crowd Be careful he said dryly Don t die The reason why this is not a 5star book for meis because of the writing styleLike a lot of peopleI had a problema minor problem with itIt was annoyingespecially at the beginningAlso annoying were the repeated phrases like the namesand the sentences were somehow short and not very richBut beside that everything was perfect for me It s kind of hard to ask a dead guy what he did wrong The story follows a boy named Thomas who finds in a unknown placewith unknown boysHe doesn t remember anything beside his nameOthers don t neitherHe learns that he s placed in a mazeand there is no way outat least not found yetAfter his arrivalstrange things start to happenthings that has never happened beforethings that could bring only destruction and deathThere must be a way outand he has to find it Just follow me and run like your life depends on it Because it does I highly recommend this book to every reader out thereand as I said don t judge it before reading itFor me it was awesomefor someone is notbut you should try for yourself Pictures from the review are not mine I took them mostly from Google images or Tumblr Drawing Dead (Faolan OConnor Book 1) reviews and things about this bookBut let me tell you somethingYeah it has it s problems like the written style but this book has one of the best story plots I have ever Trails & Tales of Yosemite & the Central Sierra read aboutAnd believeonce you get into the bookyou will not care about the writing or anything elseI am seriously so angry I haven t Chinas Son read this book early and even for listening or Welcome to the Desert of the Real reading those Dead End Bluff really bad King Noah Blindness and the Vision of Seers reviews for this bookI know everyone has their own taste but Factory of Death really discouraged me to Thirteen Plus One (The Winnie Years, read this and they are not trueAnd one last thing before I continue with my Rapid Math Without A Calculator reviewthis book is awesome without having instaloveor love at allwithout having nakedness or anything like thatSo if you find this interestingpick it up and decide for yourselfbecause for me is totally worth it If you ain t scared you ain t human 48 RUNNY STARS You can find the full Almost Late for School review and about this book on my blogI admire this bookreally from the first page to the lastI have been waiting for a dystopian like thisThe Maze Runner is a full action pack novel with awesome badass moments and thrilling and suspense scenes I ve been shucked and gone to heaven The worldthe maze is one of the greatest ideasand it was awesomeThe way it was buildwith sections and everythingthe gladethe griversthey were all so thoughtful and Seduced by My Doms (The Doms of Genesis, really well madeI also watched the movie and I must say it is a lot similar to the bookand it has visualized my thoughts You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world The characters were also greatWhat I liked was the conversations they had with each otherThey felt normal and The Certainty of Violet and Luke (Volume 5) realexactly according to their ageThomas is a great main characterbut I don t know he has a thing for cryingand somehow he seemed weak sometimesNewt was my favorite characterI also liked Teresa and Minho Shouldn t someone give a pep talk or something Minho asked pulling Thomas s attention away from AlbyGo ahead Newt Kane Richards Must Die repliedMinho nodded and faced the crowd Be careful he said dryly Don t die The Astaroth et Bernadette reason why this is not a 5star book for meis because of the writing styleLike a lot of peopleI had a problema minor problem with itIt was annoyingespecially at the beginningAlso annoying were the M-am săturat să fiu prost repeated phrases like the namesand the sentences were somehow short and not very Love in the Light (Hearts in Darkness, richBut beside that everything was perfect for me It s kind of hard to ask a dead guy what he did wrong The story follows a boy named Thomas who finds in a unknown placewith unknown boysHe doesn t The Art of DOOM: Eternal remember anything beside his nameOthers don t neitherHe learns that he s placed in a mazeand there is no way outat least not found yetAfter his arrivalstrange things start to happenthings that has never happened beforethings that could bring only destruction and deathThere must be a way outand he has to find it Just follow me and The Protestant Temperament run like your life depends on it Because it does I highly Some Kind of Wonderful recommend this book to every Cabin 28 reader out thereand as I said don t judge it before সোনালী দিন যায় review are not mine I took them mostly from Google images or Tumblr


About the Author: James Dashner

James is the author of THE MAZE RUNNER trilogy and THE 13TH REALITY series He also published a series beginning with A DOOR IN THE WOODS with a small publisher several years ago He lives and writes in the Rocky Mountains



10 thoughts on “The Maze Runner

  1. says:

    This book was recommended for fans of the Hunger Games series a series that has become one of my favorites I began The Maze Runner excitedly hop

  2. says:

    This book would have been great IF1 the characters had some personality2 the main character Thomas weren't such a Gary St

  3. says:

    You know how sometimes you're running really fast from a horrible creature and in a moment of panic you turn around to see how close it is only to run straight into a brick wall?No?I don't know what that's like either But that inattention to

  4. says:

    Okay so before I start I want to say somethingI personally hesitated to read this book because I heard too many bad reviews and things about this bookBut let me tell you somethingYeah it has it's problems like the written style but this book h

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    Latest BookTube Video is up a totally serious take on writing Young Adult Lit Here's the Written Review To Summarize Wellllllthat was convenientThomas wakes up in the middle of a glen in the center a enormous maze He along with all of the other guys in there have no memory of life outside of the mazeAbsolutely blank slate

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    if you could edit this book what would you take out?A the words Have you ever had an eight year old kid try to describe to you winning a level of a video game? Have you ever had a middle aged man try to describe to you completing the games section of the New York Times? Did those experiences involve multiple conversations like this“What is the maze?”“Stop asking so many uestions”I have to say that this book was b

  7. says:

    “You are the shuckiest shuck faced shuck in the world” 2 12 stars It's funny how just a few years can change everything your reading tastes your expectations your standards because when I read The Maze Runner

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    The last page is turned and all I have to say is this What for the love of all that's good and pure was this foolishness? Aaaaand rant When I'm sick the snotty phlegmy febrile kind of sick and my brain feels sizzlingly fried I sometimes turn to easy reading fluff to give my neurons a break Sometimes this strategy backfires and the 'fluffy' book actually tries to break my long suffering brain cells with its sheer stupidi

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    ”Sweat drenched his hair his hands his clothes everything A fear he had never known filled him to the point of insanity”Truth be told I’ve been waiting to read this book for ages I don’t even know when the first movie came out but I

  10. says:

    Reading this book No sleep brain shock Oh like my brain was blown into freaking little bits I kept thinking about it after I was done I finis

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